TUMBLR GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION. :) OR CUDDLE BUDDY (:

p0tsm-ke:

  1. Name
  2. Age
  3. Eye color
  4. Hair color
  5. Height
  6. Virgin?
  7. Smoker?
  8. Drinker?
  9. Sexual orientation
  10. Favorite sport
  11. Favorite color
  12. Grade level
  13. Any tattoos?
  14. Any piercings?
  15. Why are you applying?
  16. Why should i pick you?
  17. How would you make me happy via tumblr/ internet?
  18. How often are you on tumblr?
  19. Do you currently follow me?
  20. If we got to know each other really well, could we text?

Since I can’t seem to find a real girlfriend….

(via qrswave)

Do I look like an idiot?!
  • Me: I don't sleep with married people.
  • She who will not be named: Oh, um not married hon.
  • Me: *Looks at her engagement-type ring on her finger.*
  • Me: Then why are you wearing an engagement ring on your finger?
  • She who must not be named: Oh that's just a ring my boyfriend gave me.
  • Me: Honey, that means your married. It was a pleasure to meet you I hope you night.
  • Me: *Gets up and walks away.*

prettyph0xie:

When church shoes and slippery floors go wrong

Bookum!!!!

#It’s rough; being on the other side of the country from your partner. #It’s a temporary situation but that doesn’t make it any better. Time zones are terrible and they try to make the best of it #but there are nights when Olivia can’t stay up later and mornings when Addison’s needed at the hospital before the sun’s even up in New York #Though she’s in LA for work it’s a technicality. Addison doesn’t trust fertility to anyone but Naomi. #Olivia would’ve been there but for her own work. #She flies back on a Friday when she knows Olivia has the whole weekend off. She comes bearing good news. #The following months are a celebration. There’s paint and furniture and a list of things they will never ever name their child. #But Addison goes into labor early; too early. Olivia breaks all kinds of laws on the way to the hospital because this #is not supposed to happen. #She tells Addison to just shut up and be scared; stop being a doctor for ten minutes. Addison grits her teeth and screams. #No one ever said being a parent would be easy. They just didn’t think it would be this hard. (via ameliaearharts)

One of my few crackships. I dig this on so many levels.

(Source: addisonmotherfuckingmontgomery, via fantasmicprincess)

How does she know!!!!
  • Me: Mom can I use your bathroom?
  • Mom: Yeah,why?
  • Me: I wanted to take a bath.
  • Mom: Oh, okay that's cool.
  • Me: *takes a bath*
  • Mom: Are you going on a date or something?
  • Me: *jaw dropped* How did you know!?
  • Mom: You always ask me if you can use my tub when you go on a date! I know my child! I hope she's pretty.

Beyonce - “Countdown” (Jade Novah Cover) (by Jade Novah)

By far one of the best Countdown covers EVER!!!!!!

9x01 // 9x24

(Source: thegirlwhoisnotpossibles, via getmewrongnow)

I’m not watching Grey’s tonight,

I’m gonna wait out “the storm” mostly because I have a crazy headache and I know I’m probably gonna get mad and its gonna make it worst! I’m not trying to end up in a hospital!!

Anonymous asked:
You know I have a cure for headaches that doesn't involve coffee ;)

That is a wonderful offer, one that I would LOVE to take you up on…….Calzona moments*tears*

I have the worst headache!

I feel like my head is about to explode! I’ve had it all day! It feels like a migraine but I don’t usually have those. I barely have headaches! The fuck is wrong with me!

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