Black Woman: ….but seriously though… Why do all black men feen over booty?

Me: *immediately breaks out singing*

Get Me Out..
Into The Night-Time
Four Walls Won’t Hold Me Tonight
If her ass looks like an apple…

(via probablyridiculous)


And you know what.

Shout out to bisexual individuals who haven’t been in any relationships yet, or have only ever been in a relationship with one gender.

You don’t owe anyone any kind of explanation about your identity.

You are amazing and wondrously bisexual just the way you are.

(via nolabelsac)

Dew Yew Boo boo

I’m going to be a full blown alcoholic by the time Halloween comes around.

I have to get my wisdom tooth pulled, it’s cracked horizontally and it hurts like a BITCH! So to cope with the pain, instead of taking Tylenol and ibuprofen, every hour on the hour, I drink. It numbs the pain and I fall asleep, my dentist appointment isn’t until the 30th. So until then I’ll just be in my apartment like

This blows tremendously I can't barely talk and I sound like I have a lisp I can't open my mouth all the way. It feels like it did when I had braces. Jesus be a cool compress on my mouth.